Tea Party Jesus
Tea Party Jesus

Tea Party Jesus

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  • Created Mar 13, 2014

Tea Party Jesus

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by daniellenekoosak

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  • 5
  • 44 Posts
  • Created Mar 13, 2014
There's a new Jesus in town. Gone is the old namby-pamby, hippie Jesus who taught acceptance, love, and forgiveness. Here instead is Right Wing Tea Party Republican Jesus, with a rifle in his hand, an… [ more ]
There's a new Jesus in town. Gone is the old namby-pamby, hippie Jesus who taught acceptance, love, and forgiveness. Here instead is Right Wing Tea Party Republican Jesus, with a rifle in his hand, and riding into town on his dinosaur to eradicate all Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, bisexuals, hermaphrodites, blacks, Asians, Arabs, Mexicans, Hispanics, unmarried women, socialists, communists, liberal media types, and the educated elite. If you are a white, Christian, straight man with no higher than an 8th grade education, Tea Party Jesus loves you and promises a life in heaven with all the pork rinds and Twinkies you can eat! According to scripture, to use this meme properly, the top consists of an actual uplifting message from the Holy Bible, while the bottom descends to Tea Party interpretation, racism, and hatred. Example: "Give everything you have to the poor" / "Just kidding. Why would you do that?" Enjoy!